"Soon after this photo was taken, Suzy, Jill, and Dallas Parcells got to meet their new mother, Michael."
"Is that a A cup, Bill?"
"Throwing convention to the wind, Michael Strahan and Bill Parcels touch hips while hugging, breaking all sorts of Guy Rules."
Strahan to Bill "It's going to be a soccer player, it is, IT IS!!!"
Strahan - "Good game coach, you guys owned us again."
Parcells - "Nah, you're just saying that. It could've gone either way."
Strahan - "No really!! You guys are head and shoulders above everyone else in the NFC East. See ya at the Super Bowl, I'll be in the stands rooting for you!"
Bonus:
Parcells - "Hey Strahan, ya know why there's a hole at the top of Texas Stadium?"
Strahan - "No coach, why is there a hole at the top of Texas Stadium?"
Parcells - "So God can watch his favorite team play!"