« Getting back to nature | Main | I Went To A Campground And A Tailgate Broke Out »
August 17, 2006
The University of Lost
The Education that gets you the JOB. I read this ad every morning in the free Metro paper on my commute on the PATH. I look at the girl and i'm thinking...Ooh, hot blonde...wait...I know that girl, where do I know her from...
It's Claire "WHERE'S MY BAY-BEE" from Lost!
Here I was thinking Emilie de Ravin was doing pretty good for herself in a hit TV show like "Lost". Too bad she needs to make ends meet by doing print ads for crappy schools in Queens. Hey, they have a great ad campaign and hot chicks on their website - makes you think you will be studying with some serious ass. Then check out the 2006 Graduates - lots of two baggers.
"Two baggers"...you know...before having sex with her, she's so ugly that you put on one bag for her head and one bag for your head.
I may have not liked Villanova very much, but I have to say we had a lot of good looking tail to look at. Too bad they were all snobs.
Posted by Furey at August 17, 2006 12:46 AM
Comments
Wow,people still say " get tail" in Hoboken!??? HA!
Posted by: NYBorn at August 17, 2006 1:26 PM
It was "good looking tail" - i'm just dating myself with my 80's expressions... ;)
Posted by: Furey 
at August 17, 2006 1:28 PM
furey - you are kidding me right? and no one actually says "two baggers" expect jerks.
Posted by: Eagles101 at August 17, 2006 3:45 PM
I see my sarcasm hasn't lost its razor edge.
Posted by: Furey at August 17, 2006 3:50 PM
FYI - Two bagger, while also outdating yourself, is two bags over her head. The second one being needed in case the first one breaks.
Posted by: JoeT at August 21, 2006 3:28 PM
Post a comment
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)