Link Between Cynicism and Age!

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“Housing Slump Is Over!” claim the National Association of Realtors.

“Eating Red Meat Is Healthy!” claim the National Cattlemen's Beef Association.

“Tobacco Doesn’t Cause Cancer!” claim Altria Group Inc.

“Shampooing Seven Days A Week Doesn’t Affect Hair Loss!” claim PhRMA.

“Ground Zero Dust Isn’t Toxic.” claims the U.S. Government.

“We Don’t Use Steroids On Our Chickens!” claim The U.S. Poultry & Egg Association.

“Children’s Belly Fat Increases More Than 65% since 1990s, No Direct Link Found As Of Yet.” claim The Sugar Association.

Before I get any cease and desist letters, these are all in jest. Well, except the NAR claim.

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Your mind has become dark and twisted. You are not the Jedi you once were. From this day forth, you'll shall become known as Darth Iaquintis.

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